all the festival info you need

who the fuck is caitlin?

We’re still trying to figure this out. So far, all we know is that she has answers to everything, a pink clipboard, and an attitude. Text her ANYTIME if you need anything: (828) 767-6388

where the fuck do i go, and how do i get in?

The Wortham Center of the Performing Arts (also known as the Diana Wortham Theater). 18 Biltmore Ave

what time do i need to be at the theater?

You must arrive 60-90 minutes before the showcase you are performing on. There will be a check-in desk directly to your right when you walk in. There, you will sign-in and receive your access badge.

are they really gonna tow my vehicle downtown?

Here’s the deal with parking downtown…garages and spaces with meters are always your best bet. You don’t have to feed the meters after 6pm, so don’t fall for that capitalist bullshit. NOW, if you see a sign that basically says “don’t park here”…YOU WILL 100% GET TOWED. Those dudes are ruthless. Paid parking lots are pretty common (you’ll use an app to pay for the parking- QR codes are on the signs). You’ll still need to pay for these, though, because they just love to ruin your day.

what’s up with the afterparty?

Located at Bears Smokehouse BBQ on Coxe Ave (insert dick joke here). The after party is a H U G E part of the festival, and happens every single night. It’s the time we are all able to connect on a personal level. Therefore, it’s important to take advantage of this time because all of the industry, sponsors, and producers you will be networking and connecting with. We can’t stress enough the importance of these moments. Make sure you’re there and making the most of this event!

when and where are the workshops?

All workshops are located at the Diana Wortham Theater.

Friday, August 9th

• 11am - 1pm: Taking Your Funny Behind the Camera with K.P. Anderson

• 2pm - 4pm: Comedy Clip Show Interactive Workshop with Jeff Tully

Saturday August 10th

• 11am - 12pm: Industry Insiders Open Forum Panel

• 12:30pm - 2pm: The Comedic Pitch by Brand Stage Consulting with Murphy Funkhauser

• 2:30pm - 3:30pm: Level Up Your Comedy with Podcasting - Fast Track Workshop with Catherine Kamei and Scott Henry

FRIDAY & SATURDAY

• 10am - 5pm: Headshots by Yo Laurin (there will be a sign-up sheet)

how the fuck do i get an uber/lyft in this city?

Oh, I’m so glad you asked- it’s a pain in the ass. We aren’t a big city, so pickins are slim. Be prepared to wait up to 25 minutes for your ride. Getting one after midnight will have longer wait times, so we highly suggest multiple people hopping in and adding stops to the ride. DO NOT DROP A PIN- put in an address of where to be picked up (trust me on this- the hills here don’t register on their map system). IF YOU CAN’T CATCH A RIDE, try downloading the AVL Ride app (they are a local taxi company), or letting one of the production staff know.

it’s late, and i’m hungry…

Should hunger strike after 11pm, go to one of these spots:

Pie.Zaa (it’s like Benny’s but better..get the zip sauce)

Universal Joint

Havana Miami

The One Stop

Tastee Diner

Barksdale

Foggy Mountain

Westville Pub

Cook-Out (this is equivalent to your worst nightmare, but like, if Tarantino designed it)

Ye’ Ole Waffle House

can i hang in the green room/backstage for all four showcases?

Does a bear shit in the woods? Whether you’re performing or not, we encourage you to hang out and network!